If conservatives had their way…
National parks would be privatized and open for commercial development. The wealthy would have homes perched along the rims of the Grand Canyon. Dams would be built. Sides of pristine mountains would be strip mined.
Our skies would be full of soot from deregulated factory pollution. Smoke would pour out of tail pipes.
Our rivers would be full of sewage after dumping restrictions were repealed.
Highways would be privatized and we’d have to pay tolls everywhere we went. Bridges, also.
The Post Office would be privatized. It would cost $15 to mail a letter to an out of the way location. Mail would no longer be reliable since all the post office workers would be paid pennies a day, since minimum wages would have been repealed.
Garbage would be dumped anywhere and everywhere except for on the property of the wealthy.
Small businesses wouldn’t have a chance since monopolies would dominate all industries.
Religion would replace science, except for in big money making industries.
Tap water would be unsafe to drink. We’d all have to buy our water.
Social Security would be eliminated. Elderly people who had no means of support would be begging on the streets.
Political parties would be eliminated. Instead we’d choose which corporation we’d want to run the country.
We’d all have to pray to Jesus every day, only we’d be praying that God would take us out of the sh*thole this country had become.
DRUDGE RETORT 