Posts tagged ‘sarah palin’

June 24, 2011

Sarah Palin Propaganda Film to Debut in Iowa Next Week

by Ben Hoffman

A pro-Sarah Palin documentary film will make its premiere in the first-in-the-nation caucus state of Iowa next week, according to sources familiar with the plans.

The film, titled “The Undefeated,” had been scheduled to debut in key early primary states such as Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Nevada before getting a wider release later next month. Read more…

Yeah! She wasn’t defeated… She quit!

June 1, 2011

Sarah Palin Disrespects Our Flag: Cashes In On “Patriotism”

by Ben Hoffman

Sarah Palin is making the rounds these days — acting like she’s patriotic for the sheer sake of making money off the right-wing sheep who are desperate for a leader. She’s made millions of dollars during the past two years spreading fear and hatred, while dividing our country into “real” Americans and I guess, the non-Americans, who in her mind are the people who don’t think like she does.

Below is a picture of her bus.

Since she doesn’t currently hold any office, nor is she running for office, the flag on her bus is purely for advertising purposes, which violates the U.S. Flag Code.

The U.S. Flag Code – Respect for flag
(i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard.

The flag is on the front of the bus where it will undoubtedly be hit by stones kicked up by other vehicles.

She’s also using the Constitution — which is on the side of her bus — for advertising purposes.

It kind of makes you wonder why right-wingers hate our country so much.

April 27, 2011

Julianne Moore to Play Sarah Palin in HBO Film

by Ben Hoffman

Check out the first photo of Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in the upcoming HBO film, Game Change.

The actress nails Palin’s look with a bright suit, patriotic flag pin and similar glasses. She also ditched her trademark red hair for Palin’s brown style, which she wears in a look-alike updo.

Moore, in an effort to capture the true essence of Sarah Palin, plans to get a full cranial lobotomy. “It’s the only way I can convey Sarah Palin’s true persona,” Moore said.

Production begins on Wednesday for the movie, directed by Jay Roach and written by Danny Strong. Tom Hanks and Gary Goetzman are executive producers.

John McCain is played by a tree stump in the film.

Sarah Palin’s library is recreated in the film, which is the size of a football stadium. Sarah Palin reads all the books, magazines, and newspapers ever written, and an enormous facility is required to hold all that media.

August 28, 2010

Glenn Beck: Restoring Honor Through Fear and Hate Mongering

by Ben Hoffman

Yes, Glen Beck is restoring honor to our country. He seems so sincere and his flock eats it up. Beck is a pathological liar and he uses his program to promote fear and hatred. You can’t blame him. There’s a big market for that kind of thing and he’s paid very well. His viewers want to be told what to think and they want the “facts” that fit the right-wing agenda. Fox provides that, which is why they have such a large audience. The word “honor” is just a buzz word for them.

August 28, 2010

Glenn Beck “Restoring Honor” Rally

by Ben Hoffman

Here is an excerpt from the rally guide:

THROUGHOUT history America has seen many great leaders and noteworthy citizens change her course. It is through their personal virtues and by their example that we can live as a free country. On August 28th, come celebrate America by honoring our heroes, our heritage and our future.

Today, we have people in government trying to make health insurance more affordable and trying to regulate the very banks that destroyed our economy. As Abraham Lincoln once said, “Ours is a country of the wealthy, for the wealthy, by the wealthy, not these freeloaders who want the government to take care of them.” We must end the Democrats’ fascist governance. Our founding fathers wanted our country to be a plutocracy, not a democracy. It’s time to end the tyranny.

Our government has passed a stimulus bill that is providing money to rebuild our country’s infrastructure, develop new, clean and renewable energy technologies, upgrade our electric grid, and many other communistic activities. All this spending is benefiting the poor and the middle class and making our country better. It’s un-American.

Join Glenn Beck (who once took a college class), 1/2 term governor Sarah Palin and many more blithering idiots for this non-political event where we don’t mention even once how the Democrats are destroying our nation. We will not talk about how Obama is a Muslim and wasn’t born in the United States. It’s completely not-political. Really. Seriously. Well, maybe a little political. But we’re just trying to pay tribute to America’s upstanding citizens (non-Democrats) who embody our nation’s founding principles of integrity, truth and honor.

Our freedom is possible only if we remain virtuous and follow blindly. The great prophets Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin will tell you what and how to think. We’ll give you the real facts that only we know (because we made them up). Not like the “lame stream media” that doesn’t support our version of reality.

Note: This rally takes place in the Washington near Virginia — not the one in the northwest.

January 10, 2010

God Hates America!

by Ben Hoffman

If the right-wing-nut-jobs are right in that God has plans specifically for them, then God must really hate America. According to Steve Schmidt, Sarah Palin believed that Sen. John McCain chose her to be his running mate in the 2008 presidential race because of “God’s plan.”


It’s probably more of a psychosis problem. Right-wingers are delusional. Bush thought God told him to invade Iraq. These people shouldn’t be in government; they should be in mental institutions.