John McCain: “Illegal Aliens Broke Into My House And Hid My Remote In The Freezer”

Sen. McCain claimed last week that illegal immigrants had started the wildfires still raging across Arizona, an assertion that has since been debunked. He now claims that Mexicans were breaking into his home to steal his glasses, knock over his trash cans and, most insidiously, hide his remote control. Read more…

Julianne Moore to Play Sarah Palin in HBO Film

Check out the first photo of Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in the upcoming HBO film, Game Change.

The actress nails Palin’s look with a bright suit, patriotic flag pin and similar glasses. She also ditched her trademark red hair for Palin’s brown style, which she wears in a look-alike updo.

Moore, in an effort to capture the true essence of Sarah Palin, plans to get a full cranial lobotomy. “It’s the only way I can convey Sarah Palin’s true persona,” Moore said.

Production begins on Wednesday for the movie, directed by Jay Roach and written by Danny Strong. Tom Hanks and Gary Goetzman are executive producers.

John McCain is played by a tree stump in the film.

Sarah Palin’s library is recreated in the film, which is the size of a football stadium. Sarah Palin reads all the books, magazines, and newspapers ever written, and an enormous facility is required to hold all that media.