Republicans’ Idea of Compromise

by Ben Hoffman

If Republicans ran a tire store, they’d send you a bill for tires you never bought. When you complained, they’d offer to settle for half as a “compromise.”

Years from now, that may seem reasonable in retrospect — considering the way things are going.

This may be the scenario if Republicans gain more power:

Republicans run a tire store and send you a bill for tires you never bought. When you complain, they shoot you in the head and take all your money.

That’s where we’re heading. Punch a Nazi today.

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