Breaking News – Kim Jong Il Still Dead

by Ben Hoffman

Shedding crocodile tears for the dead dictator

Kim Jong Il’s passed on! This dictator is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life! He’s pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, He’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-DICTATOR!!!

Okay, now let’s all shed some crocodile tears for the dead dictator.

2 Comments to “Breaking News – Kim Jong Il Still Dead”

  1. Are you sure? I heard he did an 18 hole golf round in only one shot yesterday, 38 under par.

  2. Nice monty python reference, though I take no pleasure in the death of anyone, even one as bad as him

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