Conservatives are not creators; they leave that up to the imaginary being in the sky. They do nothing but destroy. So I thought I’d make a list of things conservatives hate. (Feel free to add to this list.)
Things conservatives hate
- High-speed rail transportation
- Anything done that doesn’t make a profit
- Green energy
- Democrats
- Barack Obama
- Democracy in the United States (because sometimes the other party gets elected)
- Tax cuts when proposed by Democrats (the Stimulus was 1/3 tax cuts)
- Atheists
- Gays (unless they’re self-hating gays like Larry Craig)
- Legitimate economists (because they always contradict the conservative ideology)
- Being told they have to buy insurance, even if they already have insurance (they just don’t like being told to do it)
- Higher education (only the elite should be educated)
- Science (it’s too hard)
- Taxes. They’d rather see our infrastructure crumble than have to pay taxes (this would be number 1 if these were in order)
- Not being at war (Conservatives love to bomb other countries where they get to destroy all sorts of things)
- Publicly funded art projects
- Publicly funded TV and radio programs
- Social Security (unless they’re old enough to collect)
- Medicare (unless they’re old enough or disabled so they can collect)
- Any news outlet that doesn’t spin the news to the right
- Regulation that restricts pollution
- The environment (unless it involves property where they get to kill animals)
- The minimum wage ($3 a day is plenty for workers like they’re paid in China)
- Communism or socialism (unless it’s in other countries where U.S. corporations can exploit their workers)
DRUDGE RETORT 
