If liberals really hated America, we’d vote Republican.

by Ben Hoffman
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2 Responses to “If liberals really hated America, we’d vote Republican.”

  1. Please don’t let the Tea Party whackos disparage the fine reputation of the camellia sinensis without which my mornings are dreary and grey.

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