Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant; Could Not Find Three Wise Men

by Ben Hoffman

Plans to Stage Book of Revelation Instead

WASILLA (The Borowitz Report) – The Tea Party’s plans for a first annual Tea Party Christmas Pageant have been cancelled at the last minute, an organizer of the pageant confirmed today.

“We couldn’t find three wise men,” Tea Party holiday coordinator Carol Foyler told reporters. “It’s too bad, because we had plenty of sheep.”

Ms. Foyler said that the Tea Party was hoping to replace its Christmas pageant, however, with an ambitious staging of the Book of Revelation.

“We already have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O’Donnell lined up,” she said. “One more Horseman and we’re good to go.”

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3 Comments to “Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant; Could Not Find Three Wise Men”

  1. Excellent blog I really enjoyed it. I like to read all points of view it makes things interesting. The Bush book thing is great.

  2. I would say your childishness is boorish, but that would be redundant.

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