Obama offers more tax cuts for the rich in exchange for signing the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

by Ben Hoffman

“One thing I’ve learned while being in Washington is you have to compromise in order to get anything done,” Obama said Saturday night. “So I am offering more tax cuts for the wealthy since my friends on the other side of the aisle have not been able to block the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. It’s only fair. There are some things the Republicans don’t like about it and some things the Democrats don’t like about it. But that’s the way things get done in Washington.”

A startled Mitch McConnell commented, “Well, okay…”

John Boehner added, “I remember when I was a little boy growing up in a small house…,” and broke down sobbing.

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