Medvedev Mocks George W. Bush

by Ben Hoffman

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, in a recent interview with George Stephanopoulus, implied president Bush was not much of a thinker.

STEPHANOPOULOS: You’ve now met with President Obama many times. At least 15 meetings and phone calls.

MEDVEDEV: Sixteen times.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Sixteen. Okay, I knew it was 15. I wasn’t sure about the 16. What do you make of Barack Obama the man?

MEDVEDEV: He’s very comfortable partner, it’s very interesting to be with him. The most important thing that distinguishes him from many other people – I won’t name anyone by name – he’s a thinker, he thinks when he speaks. Which is already pretty good.

STEPHANOPOULOS: You had somebody in your mind, I think. (LAUGHS)

MEDVEDEV: Obviously I do have someone on my mind. I don’t want to mention anyone by name, but his initials are “GEORGE W. BUSH! George Bush is so stupid, he once tripped over a wireless phone! George Bush is so dumb, he got fired from his job at the M&M factory for throwing out all the ‘W’s! George Bush is so dumb, he once put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out! Wait, I’m not finished… (laughs out loud) Bush is so stupid, his geometry test said “Find x”, and he circled it and said “there it is!” Bush is so dumb, he stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour because it says “concentrate!”

(At this point in the interview, Medvedev rolled on the floor, laughing his ass off.)

MEDVEDEV: Ah, sorry… But seriously, Barack Obama is eager to listen to his partner, which is a pretty good quality for a politician. Because any politician is to a certain degree a mentor. They preach something. And the ability to listen to their partner is very important for the politician. And he is pretty deeply emerged in the subject, so he has a good knowledge of what he’s talking about. There was no instance in our meetings with Mr. Obama where he wasn’t well prepared for the questions. This is very good. And after all, he’s simply a very pleasant man with whom it’s a pleasure to deal with.

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3 Comments to “Medvedev Mocks George W. Bush”

  1. Wow! Praise from the Russian president. Now that’s a compliment. I wonder why the French leader Sarkozy called him a ‘mad lunatic’ or in english, ‘insane’ …

  2. “(Obama)’s a thinker, he thinks when he speaks. Which is already pretty good.”
    It’s really may impressed our poor Medvedyev: he used not to think when speaking. Though why for? That’s Putin who does – and nobody else is permitted to!

  3. Mr. Hoffman,

    Why don’t you post this on a Georgian board . You heard of Georgia, where the Russians pulled a page out of Adolph Hitler’s playbook . They got minority Russians to cause trouble and then they could rescue them, the way Hitler rescued ethnic Germans from the countries he wanted to conquer .

    Or post it in Poland, where your hero canceled Bush’s missile defense, so he could APPEASE Putin and Medvedev . I bet the Poles and the Georgians would be rolling on the floor laughing too . 🙂

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