Sarah Palin: A “Real” Person? Maybe Not.

by Ben Hoffman

Fans of Sarah Palin stood in line Tuesday evening to get a chance to have their book signed and to meet their idol.

“I have so much in common with her. She’s a real person,” said one fan. “I think she’s awesome. She is totally a real person,” said another.

Why the ranting and raving about her being a “real” person? What kind of people do her fans hang out with? Robots? Cardboard cutouts of people?

Or maybe there’s something more sinister going on here. Check out this story from the Denver Post today:

SAN LUIS — Manuel Sanchez tucks his leathery hands into well-worn pockets and nods toward a cedar tree where, last month, he found his fourth mysteriously slaughtered calf in as many weeks.

Four calves, all killed overnight. Their innards gone. Tongues sliced out. Udders carefully removed. Facial skin sliced and gone. Eyes cored away. Not a single track surrounding the carcasses, which were found in pastures locked behind two gates and a mile from any road. Not a drop of blood on the ground or even on the remaining skin.


Is it just a coincidence these mutilations occurred when Sarah Palin came to town? What do we really know about her? Her speech patterns are not like that of other humans. She gave birth without ever appearing pregnant. Why all the claims of Palin being a real person when that was never in question? Could it be, she’s not? Has anyone seen her birth certificate?

Just a little food for thought. We’ll be doing a follow-up on this. In the mean time, be very careful and on the lookout for strange activities.


6 Comments to “Sarah Palin: A “Real” Person? Maybe Not.”

  1. hmm. come to think of it, no one has seen her birth certificate. someone should check her basement for pods.

  2. Mr. Hoffman,

    This is typical of the attacks on Governor Palin. No substance. I could come up with better crap than this and I like her.

  3. it seems that people who like the recently resigned governor palin is lacking a sense of humor. she provides excellent material for comedy and satire. snl has the best palin skits ever. hey, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. she’s enjoying her book sales!!

  4. Dorian,

    Check out Governor Palin and William Shatner on Conan O’Brian.

    Who doesn’t have a sense of humor?

  5. i really like the book, i am a great fan of it..

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