John “the House head dumb-f*ck” Boehner spoke at Barbara “Emily Litella” Bachmann’s dumb-f*ck protest at the Capitol this morning. John Boehner spoke to the protesters about how the Health Reform bill was the biggest threat to our freedom in U.S. history.
“This bill is the greatest threat to freedom that I have seen in the 19 years that I have been here in Washington, taking away your freedom to choose your doctor, the freedom to buy health insurance on your own. … It’s going to lead to a government takeover of our health care system with tens of thousands of new bureaucrats right down the street making these decisions for you.”
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Okay… as apposed to the tens of thousands of private insurance bureaucrats now making those decisions for you? Personally, I’d rather not have someone making those decisions who makes a profit by denying coverage.
Boehner went on to talk about our founding fathers. He held up his pocket Constitution and pledged to “stand here with our Founding Fathers, who wrote in the pre-amble: ‘We hold these truths to be self evident …”
Wrong. That was from the Declaration of Independence you dumb-f*ck.
Boehner has been in Washington for 19 years and he still doesn’t know the difference between the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. Well, I guess when you hate the government as much as right-wingers do, the documents our government is based on are irrelevant.
And as always, the tea-bagger protesters showed class and intelligence. Here’s one of their signs. The caption reads “National Socialist Health Care, Dachau, Germany – 1945”
The greatest threat to our freedom is not health insurance reform. The greatest threat is allowing these dumb-f*cks to vote.