Who Will Care For Your Pet When the Rapture Comes and You Go To Heaven?

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Sounds like a bargain! If people truly believe in that stuff, they should be prepared! (Although I don’t think anybody really believes it.)