Joe the Plumber Says Nancy Pelosi is un-American

by Ben Hoffman

“For Pelosi to write about us bein’ un-American and disrespectful — I’ll tell ya what: I respect nobody who lies to me and manipulates me and takes my money and puts my children in debt. They want me to be respectful towards them? Please! You know, I’m not the most civilized person: Those kind of people, I usually took behind the woodshed and just beat the livin’ tar out of ‘em.

Guess he doesn’t have much respect for George W. Bush. I wonder if Joe is really as tough as he talks. Probably not, since he threatens to beat up Nancy Peloci. Tough guys don’t threaten to beat up old ladies.

Nancy Pelosi, I think, is ridiculous,” said Wurzelbacher. “I mean, talk about un-American. She can’t make up her mind. And we’ll just leave that one alone. Most people already know where she stands.”

Who the hell cares what Joe Wurzelbacher thinks. The guy’s a nobody. He’s not even a real plumber. Jeeze, right-wingers are desperate for a leader.

9 Comments to “Joe the Plumber Says Nancy Pelosi is un-American”

  1. The right has Joe the Plumber and the left has open mouthed Joe Biden. I guess we can weep for each other.

  2. i like joe, never boring.

  3. Great blog, Ben!

    I figured that after running into you on a couple of whack-jobs blogs today I should come check you out here. Looks like we have some similar thoughts.

    You know – Joe the Plumber is mild compared to some of the other nutcases I have been running into out there…. sheesh.

    Keep up the good fight!

    — hippieprof

  4. “Jeeze, right-wingers are desperate for a leader.”

    One thing’s for sure, they’d better find better ones if they are to have a prayer of winning back seats in future elections. But in the meantime, it would seem that when it comes to right-wingers, only the least qualified to lead ever stand up to do so. Joe just keeps on opening his mouth and granting the Left ample amounts of ammunition to use against him and the Right. I mean hell, he even admitted that he wasn’t civilized!!! What leader in his right mind would do that?!?! If the Right had any sense, they would have told him to just shut the hell up and to get out of the public eye a long time ago. As for their other “leaders”, McCain has weak morals, is too old, foolish, and both he and Palin just appear to lack general intelligence. And it’s a similar situation with Bush. So unintelligent that it seems as if they were (and still are) making themselves appear as such on purpose as a way to aid the Left. Come on, we all remember Palin’s first interview and her Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie with that ridiculous accent. Other examples are both Bush AND Palin’s “nukuler” or however they spell it, McCain’s falling asleep in State of the Union addresses, his claim of being incapable of sending emails, his “Iraq-Pakistan border” mishap, and the list just goes on! All of them are constantly flubbing their words and sticking their feet in their mouths. As long as these bleeding wounds “lead”, the Left will never run out of ammunition to use against the Right. Meanwhile, the Right has to hunt for their ammunition. McCain’s best weapon to use against Obama during his hilarious joke of a campaign was whether or not he was “ready to lead”. And could his ads have been any more silly and weak? SIMPLY LAME AND PATHETIC!!

    Seriously, is this the best the Right has to offer?!

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