Southern Right-wingers Demand To See Obama’s Birth Certificate

by Ben Hoffman

Southern right-wingers have issued a demand to see Barack Obama’s birth certificate. The reason he won’t comply, they say, is because he was born in Kenya. When asked where Kenya is, they said it’s near the edge of the world. They have also demanded that someone tell them where the sun goes at night, and who planted all those fake fossils to make it look like the world is more than 6,000 years old.

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