Obama to name left-wing equivalent of Scalia to SCOTUS

by Ben Hoffman

This is a Drudge Retort exclusive! Barack Obama spoke recently of the planned retirement of David Souter and the need to balance the Supreme Court with a left-wing equivalent of Antonin Scalia.

“Scalia has tilted the Supreme Court so far to the right, along with the other right-wing-nut-job judges, that I have no choice but to appoint a liberal judge when Souter retires,” Obama said. “Even if I could appoint Fidel Castro, the courts would still tilt to the right!”

Obama has narrowed his list to five candidates: Jesse Jackson, Bill Ayers, Noam Chomsky, Ward Churchill, Hillary Clinton.

2 Comments to “Obama to name left-wing equivalent of Scalia to SCOTUS”

  1. Those five, would actually be better than anything the GOP has to offer.

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