There have been some big egos throughout history: Donald Trump, Saddam Hussein, Pope John Paul II, George W. Bush… but one man had the biggest ego of all time. Here’s a clue. This is what he said to his followers:
If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.
Man, that’s like saying, “if you don’t think I’m the greatest person of all time, you’re going to go to hell.” Who was that conceited, self-centered, narcissistic dickhead? Yep, that’s Jesus — son-of-a-virgin, riser from the dead. Man, what an egomaniac! And people obeyed him! I guess that’s why they’re called the flock. Maybe that’s the real reason the Romans killed him. People with huge egos can be really annoying.
